Blue Q

It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it?

Men's shoe size 7-12

56% combed cotton
41% nylon
3% spandex

Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss the point. But not Pain in the Ass. That's one label that's given out fairly, freely, and often.

Men's shoe size 7-12

63% combed cotton
34% nylon
3% spandex

It's a public service, really.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

It's a public service, really.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Should you buy the shoes? Do you get the extra scoop? Do you take over the world? YES, GIRL, YES.

Women's shoe size 5-10

53% nylon; 35% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

53% nylon
45% combed cotton
2% spandex

#YesAllWomenShouldBeRockingTheseSocks

Women's shoe size 5-10.

50% nylon
48% combed cotton
2% spandex

I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess.

Women's shoe size 5-10

55% nylon
43% combed cotton
2% spandex.

Holy crapola! Today is the best! THE BEST. I can't even think of a better way to have a day!

Women's shoe size 5-10

54% combed cotton
44% nylon
2% spandex

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks, or even a maker of jokes. You could just be a lover of jokes, or a haver of dads. Whatever works, man!

Men's shoe size 7-12

62% combed cotton
36% nylon
2% spandex

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad.

Men's shoe size 7-12

50% combed cotton
48% nylon
2% spandex

Hey, even Grumpy Old Men wear socks!

Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.

You sure did! And they're standing right here!

Women's shoe size 5-10

53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?!

Super-insulated

100% cotton.

What did you just say? Is that a dare? Because if it is, I'll take it!

Women's shoe size 5-10.

55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. You're amazing.

Women's shoe size 5-10

58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.