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Dog walking, traveling or music festival-ing, this rugged sidekick keeps your essentials at hand when you’re on the go.

• Adjustable waist belt (68 – 105cm / 27 – 41.5 inches)
• Front pocket with internal divider
• Main compartment with soft-lined phone sleeve
• Mesh sunglasses pocket
• Integrated key clip
• Secure magnetic strap buckle
• Water-resistant coated zippers

• Main material: Baida Nylon

• Internal Apple AirTag slip pocket 

This is the big one. For when you need to carry a bunch of stuff but want to look like you’re not.

Made from stretchy jersey knit fabric backed by spongy neoprene, the big base is lightweight, soft and durable.

It comes with dual nylon webbing handles to help you carry anything. Long to throw over a shoulder; short to hold in the hand. 

Your big base folds flat when not in use. Keep one in the car for shopping trips – it’s seriously practical. Or throw another base inside it to keep your life organised and contained.

The details:

• Dimensions: W 80cm x H 39cm x D 35 cm
• Made from spongy, perforated neoprene and soft jersey
• Nylon webbing straps for easy carrying
• Long strap for slinging over the shoulder
• Short strap for carrying by hand
• Internal pocket with zipper for small essentials
• Designed to mix-and-match with the rest of the base collection
• Lightweight, durable and machine washable

Qualifying for certifications can be a nuisance for certain entities - they're often restrictive, cost prohibitive, and sometimes they miss the point. But not Pain in the Ass. That's one label that's given out fairly, freely, and often.

Men's shoe size 7-12

63% combed cotton
34% nylon
3% spandex

It's a public service, really.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

It feels good to just say it out loud, doesn't it?

Men's shoe size 7-12

56% combed cotton
41% nylon
3% spandex

It's a public service, really.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

It's a public service, really.

Women's shoe size 5-10.

56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up?
Measures: 31.5cm x 18cm x 2cm

Super-insulated.

100% cotton.

Should you buy the shoes? Do you get the extra scoop? Do you take over the world? YES, GIRL, YES.

Women's shoe size 5-10

53% nylon; 35% combed cotton; 2% spandex.

Perfect for serving dips, olives, nuts or even as a sweet dessert spoon, our Enamel Teaspoons bring another layer to tabletop decorating. Made from durable stainless steel, coated with brass and emerald-coloured enamel, our Enamel Emerald Teaspoon brings elegance your table setting.

• 130mm, sold individually
• Brass coated stainless steel with a brushed finish, enamel

Perfect for serving dips, olives, nuts or even as a sweet dessert spoon, our Enamel Teaspoons bring another layer to tabletop decorating. Made from durable stainless steel, coated with brass and emerald-coloured enamel, our Enamel Emerald Teaspoon brings elegance your table setting.

• 130mm, sold individually
• Brass coated stainless steel with a brushed finish, enamel

Perfect for serving dips, olives, nuts or even as a sweet dessert spoon, our Enamel Teaspoons bring another layer to tabletop decorating. Made from durable stainless steel, coated with brass and emerald-coloured enamel, our Enamel Emerald Teaspoon brings elegance your table setting.

• 130mm, sold individually
• Brass coated stainless steel with a brushed finish, enamel

Perfect for serving dips, olives, nuts or even as a sweet dessert spoon, our Enamel Teaspoons bring another layer to tabletop decorating. Made from durable stainless steel, coated with brass and emerald-coloured enamel, our Enamel Emerald Teaspoon brings elegance your table setting.

• 130mm, sold individually
• Brass coated stainless steel with a brushed finish, enamel

Perfect for serving dips, olives, nuts or even as a sweet dessert spoon, our Enamel Teaspoons bring another layer to tabletop decorating. Made from durable stainless steel, coated with brass and emerald-coloured enamel, our Enamel Emerald Teaspoon brings elegance your table setting.

• 130mm, sold individually
• Brass coated stainless steel with a brushed finish, enamel

Perfect for serving dips, olives, nuts or even as a sweet dessert spoon, our Enamel Teaspoons bring another layer to tabletop decorating. Made from durable stainless steel, coated with brass and emerald-coloured enamel, our Enamel Emerald Teaspoon brings elegance your table setting.

• 130mm, sold individually
• Brass coated stainless steel with a brushed finish, enamel